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Friday, November 28, 2014

Moumita Padosan Ko Phsa Kar Choda

Tarun Ne Moumita Naam Ki Ladki Ko Phsa Kar Choda.
Mera naam tarun hai aur Meinin delhi ka rehna wala hun.Mujhay chodnay ka bohet shock hai min apney dosto ki colony, sarita, vihar, punjabi, bagh, rohini Meinin laghbag 15 husevife ko chod chukka hu. Yeh smajhe ke Meinin sirf chodna nahi hua balke poora saatisfiction wasool karta hun. To dosto kahani ke taraf chalte hain.

Dosto aaj main aap ko jo kahani sunanay jaraha hun woh kuch din pehle ki hai aur Meri ek gf ke saath hai jis ka naam Moumita hain.

Woh Mere ghar kay saath Mein hi rehti hai aur chudai say kuch din pehle hi main na mohabbat kiya tah. Woh sirf 17 saal ki hai aur bilkul hi viirggin thi. Gora rang, lamba qatla, patlay hont aur barey hue chahti ke doodh nikalo to bohet nikle.na sirf yeh balke moti gand thi aur phuddi bus qayamat ka husan hai us ka Meinan bohet hi cute her taraf say.

Ek din woh Mere ghar aai thi jab main na us ko pehli baar dekha aur dekhta hi reh gaya us per mar mita aur raat ko der tak us ko chodnay ka sochta raha kuch din esa chalta raha aur kaafi dinon ke baad woh dobara Meinre ghar aai aur is baar mujh say raha nahi gaya aur main na us say keh diya suno tum mujhay bohet achi lagti ho mujhay aap say pyaar hogaya hain.

Moumita: acha to kaisay pyaar hogaya aur kab hua waisay sab lArkay ek jaisay hotay hain pyaar kuch dino ke baad khatam jab koi aur mil jai to.

Nahi Meinri jaan eisi baat nahi hai really mujhay tum se pyaar hain.

Acha main tumhe soch ker bataoon gi.
Fir us kay baad Meinri tarap uskay liye aur bhi bar gayi aur main raat ko us kay khuwaab dekhta raha aur achanak ek din fir woh aai aur moka miltay hi main us kay paas gaya aur javab manga to us nay ishara ker diya sir hilla ker kaha haan aur Meinri khushi ki inteha na rahi. Yaqeen hi nahi ho raha tha kay waqai yeh wohi ladki hain jis ne haan ker di.

Thori der baad moka bana aur main us kay kareeb jaker khara ho gaya aur haath milaya us nay fauran Meinra haath pakra aur thori der baad chura liya. Us din sirf itnay hi hua ek do baar haath pakra aur us say jiyada kuch nahi ker sakay aur na hi muhay moka mila.
fir kuch hi din yuhi guzrey aur woh dobara Meinray ghar aayi us din chuti ka din tah Meinans sunday tha aur main sunday ko der tak sota hun aur woh jaldi aagayi aur main so raha tha ghar per sirf maa thi aur koi nahi tha aur main apnay kamray main so raha tha. Maa Indiatv Meinin news dekh rahi thi
Main so raha tha aur achanak ek bohet pyaari si awaz main main nay apna naam suna aur aankh kholi to dekha ke samnay Moumita kheri thi.

Mein: aray aap aur itni subah aur Meinray kamray main aaj sooraj kahan say nikla janaab.
Moumita: main ne yeh socha aaj ap ko chuti hai isliye mil aaun aur aap hain kay abhi tak so rahay hain. Humaray liye kya hukum hai Meinan hum wait karain janab ka ya chalay jaye kun kay aunty bhi tv Meinin programMein dekh rahi hain aur main akeli kya karun gi yahan.
Mein: hum jo hain aap ko to company chahiye na woh hum denay kay liye ready hai lekin sirf thori der wait kerain hu abhi tayaar ho jaatay hain. Aur is doraan main nay us kay haath per bohet saari choomi di us nay kuch bhi nahi kaha na hi mana kya bas araam say baithi rahi.
Thori der hum batein kertay rahay uskay baad main nay us say kaha kay kya main aap ko ek kiiss ker sakta hun to us nay kaha itney to ker liye bina ijazat aur ab ijazat maang rahai ho aap kya baat hai aap ki.

Mein: janaab is baar hum aap kay hont ko choomna chahtay hain agar aap mind na karain aur ijazat ho to.

Moumita : Main kya keh sakti hu kyu ke mujhay sharam aati hai aur mein kya keh sakti hun.
Mein: Oh! madam jab aap yahan aaya karain us waqt sharam ghar per chhor aaya karain yahan humaray sath sharam ka koi kaam nahi hai samjhi?
Moumita: Theek hai jesa aap ka dil chahay ker lain lekin sirf upper tak hi rehna hai neechay nahi jaana abhi.

Mein: array daro nahi humara haath sirf aap kay pait upper tak hai neechay hamara kya kaam. Waisay kya dar lagta hai aap ko mujh say.?
Moumita: jee lagta to hai lekin bahut kam, itnay nahi.
Uskay baad main uthaa aur beth gaya naha doh ker tayaar ho ker wapis aa gaya aur woh maa kay sath baithi thi main jab achi terha tayaar ho gaya to tv walay kamray main gaya aur dekha maa nahi thi woh baathrum main thi main nay moka dekhtay hi faida uthaya aur us ko ishara say kaha kay upper aajao aur bahir janay kay bahanaa ker kay maa say poocha kay main bahir jaraha hun koi kaam hai fir maa nay kaha nahi koi kaam nahi hai aur main khamoshi say upper charh gaya aur thori der baad Moumita bhi aagayi ab maa ko yehi pata tha kay main bahir gaya hua hun aur Moumita apnay ghar chTarun gai hai lekin unhain kyaa pata kay un ka beta kya gull khilaraha hai upper.
Uperr jataiy hi main nay Moumita say kahaa kay aao aur mujh say galay milo.
Usnay kaha nahi mujhay sharamm aati hai.

Main ne pehle kaha tha ke no sharam, sharam ghar rakh kar aya karo.

To woh uthi aur najdeek aagayi aur us waqt Mera lund bilkul hi sakht ho gaya tha aur main aagay hua aur us ko galay say laga ker us kay puray chehray per choomna shuru kardiya aur is say thori der baad us ko bhi maja aanay laga.

Main ne us say kaan mein kaha, Moumita kyaa main aap kay chahti ko haath lagaa sakta hun kyun kay mujhay aap kay chahti bohut achay lagtay hain aur main inkay saath khelna chahta hun.
Us nay kaha jo dil kahay wohi karo mujh say kuch mat poocho kyu kay mujhay sharam aati hai aur main kuch nahi kahun gi aap nay jo kerna hai wahi karain bus.

Ok jaisi tumhari marzi hum to hukum ke ghulaam hain.

Uskay baad main nay us ko thori der kharay kharay chooma aur hug kiya aur ek haath us ki qamar par pherta raha aur doosray say uskay chahti ko araam araam say masalta raha taakay us ko jiyada say jiyada maja milay aur jaldi garam hojaye aur aagay kuch bhi kernay say mana na keray.
fir main nay us ko bistar par lita diya aur uskay saath lait gaya aur ek haath us kay seenay par rakha aur baray pyaar say masalnay lagaa aur saath saath baatain bhi kerta raha us ka reaction dekhnay key liye. Abhi tak woh normal hi thi aur kuch nahi boli main nay ye dekha aur apna haath us ki kameez kay andar dalnay laga to us nay fauran Mera haath pakra aur Meri taraf dekha ker kaha.
Moumita: dekho Tarun mujhay tum per yaqeen hai lekin thora darr bhi lagta hai kahin kuch ghalat na hojaye hum say. Tum jo chaho karo main tumhe manna nahi karoongi lekin ese kuch mat kerna jis say meri jindagi tabah hojaye aur main kisi ko moonh dikhanay ke qabil na hun.

Main: Moumita agar mujh per yakeen hai to suno main tumhe bohet chahta hun aur tum say shaadi karnay ki koshish bhi karunga leken tu kismat kay faislay ko ko maanto ho na agar kismat main hua to jaroor hogi humara shaadi warna nahi aur main tumharay saath chudai karna chahta hu abhi isi waqt kyu kay mujhay say ab intejaar nahi hota aur rahi jindagi aur jaha tak baat rahe jindagi  tabaha honay ki to her doosri ladki aaj kal sab yeh karti hai hai tum koi pehli ladki nahi ho aur hum kisi ko bata thora rahay hain jo tumhari jindagi tabah ho jayegi.

Moumita: woh to theek hai leken agar kuch garbar hogayi to aur agar mera bacha hogaya to kaisay chupaoon gi. Isliye darti hun. Aur dard bhi bohet hota hai us say bhi dar lagta hai. Kyu kay kuch din pehlay main apni cousin ki shaadi par gayi thi us nay sab bataya kay kya hua tha pehli raat mein.
Mein: Haan dard to hota hai leken fikar mat karo main araam say karunga kuch bhi nahi ho ga aur bacha esa nahi hota jab tak cum andar na jaye tab tak kuch nahi hota aur na hi kisi ko esa pata chalay ga really mein yakeen karo mera.

Is kay baad woh muskura kar aankhain band karkay araam say jaisay thi waisay hi lathi rahi aur fir mujhay ishara mila kya uski taraf say haan hain. Main ab dil main bohet khush tah.

Main nay jaldi say us ko choomna shuru kardiya aur us ki qameez upar kardi usnay kaalay rang ka brra pehna hua tah main nai poocha ka kya siza hai brraa ka woh to boli 32c.

fir main nay usko uthaya aur kameez utar di aur brra bhi ab woh aadhi nangi thi leken main kapray main hi tha abhi tak. Main nay us kay chahti ko baari baari choosna shuru ker diya aur apna ek haath us ki kamar per phernay laga aur dusray us ki phuddi per lay gaya aur araam say us ki phuddi per haath phernay laga aur jab haath shalwaar main dalna chah to us nay Mera haath pakar liya aur kaha.
Moumita: Suno haath andar mat dalo plzzz mujhay sachi mein bahut sharam aarahi hai kyu kay aaj hi main nay shave ki hai aur kabhi kisi ko dikhai bhi nahi is liye plz shalwaar mat utaaro.

Mein: esay kaisay maja aaiyega aur kaisay chodun ga agar shalwaar nahi utaari to. fir main ne us ko choom choom kay itnay garam kar dia kay main ne us ki shalwaar utarney ki koshish ki to us ne mujhay roka nahi balkey khud he apni gand uper utha kar Meri madad ki shalwaar utarney main fir wo ek dam nangi Mere samney thi main ne us k jism per choomna shuru kardiya  woh josh main aahhaahhhh uuuuuuuffffff kar rahi thi mujhay us ki awaz sun kar bohat maj aaraha tha fir us ne mujh se kaha plzzzz Tarun jo kuch bhi karna araam se karna mujhay dard bilkul acha nahi lagta is liye araam say karna aur jitnay ho sakay maja dena.

fir main ne ek unglis us kay choot main upper hi pherna shuru kerdi aur choomi bhi kerta raha kabhi honth per kabhi chahti kabhi nipplles choosta raha kabhi kahin Mene pooray jism per kiiss kiya aur kiiss kartey kartey us ki choot per juban se chaatnaa shuru kardiya us ko bohat maja aaney laga aur wo jor jor se awazien niklaney lagi Tarun plzzzz aur karoo bohat maja araha hai Meri choot ko aur chahto apni puri juban Meri choot main daal do plzzzz bohat maja aaraha hai aur thori der baad jab mehsoos hua kay woh garam horahi hain to main nay apni ungli us ki phuddi main Tarun bilkul araam say.

Moumita: ooooooh Tarun plz araam say kerna mujhay bohut dar lag raha hai leken maja bhi araha hai sachi main bohet acha mehsoos karahi hun mein. Aaj tak aisa kabhi feel nahi hua aaram say andar karo pyaar say bahut hi pyaar say plzzzz aaahhhhhh haan maja aa aha hai esay hi uff esa kyu horaha hai mere saath mujh main itni garmi kyu hai aag lagi hui hai jism main bujha do is aag ko kuch karo bahut hi garmi lag rahi hai mujhay aahhhhh maja bahut aaraha hai uumm oohhhhhhhhhh Tarun aahh oohh abhi ek hi ungli theek hai majaa araha hai?.. Nahi plz doosri andar mat karo na ese hi acha mehsoos ho raha hai aahhhhhh.

Mein: dekha Moumita kitnay maja hai is kaam main aur janaab aap kay kapray to utar gaye humaray kaun utaaray ga.

Moumita: jo kerna hai khud karo mujhay bus maja do jitnay ho sakay aur jaldi karo kahin koi aa na jai Mera pata kernay aur hum pakrey na jain plzz jaldi kero Tarun.

Main nay apnay kapray utaar diye aur fir us kay saath lait gaya aur us ko bahon main jaaker liya aur thora jor laga ker us ko dabaya aur fir apna kaam shuru kar diya Mein ne finggeriing and kissinng and rrubbuing.

Moumita: haan maja araha hai ooohhhh Tarun kertay jao kertay jao oohhhhhh uummm array ye kya sakht aur garam cheez mujhay lag rahi hai tangoon main?

Yahi to hai jis ka sarra kaam hai jis nay aap ko aur mujhay khoob maja dena hai yahi to andar daloon ga tumhari phuddi main leken thora is kay sir per haath phero is ko pyaar kero us kay baad ye tumhain apna kaam dikhaonga.

Us nay Mera lund apnay haath main pakra aur us ko sehlanay lagi aur us ko bohut acha mehsoos ho raha tha esa kertay aur kerwatay hue. woh bohet garam hogayi thi shayad ab bardaasht nahi kar rahi thi apnay aur Meray badan ki garmi.

Moumita: uff hoo itnay maja araha hai tum nay pehlay kyun nahi bataya tha kay itnay maja aata hai is kaam main main to kab say pyaar karti thi tumhain aur tum nay itnay Mein laga diya kehnay main leken jo hua acha hua kyun kay sabar ka phal hamesha meetha hota hai suna to tha aaj dekh bhi rahi hun aaj mujhay khoob maja do plz mujhay pyaar karo mujhay thanda ker do ab aur bardaasht nahi horaha hai. Main e us se kaha k Mere lund ko moon main daal kar lolly pop ki terha choosa pehlay us ne mana ki leken jab main ne us ko kaha k main ne tumhari phuddi ko bhi chahta tha too woh maan gayi aur us ne Mere lund ko kiiss karna shorow kar dia aur fir moon main lay kar choosney lagi main bata nahi saqta mujhey kitnay maja araha tha main ne us ko 69 posittion main kardiya aur us ki phuddi ko choosna shuru kar dia wo Meray lund choos rahi thi aur main us ki phuddi 15 min tak choosnay ke bad us ki phuddi se paani nikalnay laga aur main ne sara juice chaat chaat kar saaf kardiya us kay baad main ne Moumita se kaha ki ab tum late jaoo aur us ko bistar per lita kar us ki gaand k neechey ek takiya rakh dia jiss say us ki phuddi uper ki teraf uth jaye fir main ne us ki tangain uppar utha di too us ne poocha

Tangain kyun utha rahay ho ab kya iraada hai is say kya hoga.

Ab chudai kernay jaraha hun aur aap nay bhi saath dena hai Tumhe takleef par control aur jiyada chilana bhi nahi hai Meri khaatir bardaasht ker lo thori der baad bohut maja milay ga ok tayaar ho karun andar ?

Haan main tayaar hun aur tumhara saath bhi doongi tum tension na le kar apna kaam karo bus mujhay maja do chahay jese bhi aur tum bhi koshish karna araam say aur pyaar say karnay ki jis say takleef kam aur maja ziyada milay esa kaam kerna.

Main nay uski phuddi per lund rakha theek nishanay per aur araam say andar karnay laga woh bahut tight thi aur us ko takleef bhi hona shuru ho gayi?

Araam say daalo araam say haan aahista aahista pyaar say kero andar uff bohut maja araha hai haan thora aur karo haan araam say oui maa Tarun dard ho raha hai leken tum ruko nahi bus aram aram say andar kertay jao maja araha hai oooooohhhhhhhhh mmaaaaaaa araam say haan esa oohhhhh karo aur andar kero ouiiiiii maaaaa bohet dard ho raha hai aaaahhhh uuummmmm Mere honto chooso aur chahti ko ragaro plz mujhay pyaar bhi karo Tarun.

Abhi tak mera sirf aadha lund uskay andar ghusa tha aur ab us ko takleef bhi bahut ho raha thi is liye main nay wahi tak hi andar rakha aur aahista aahista hilanay laga taakay us ko maja jiyada aur dard kam mehsoos hon. Mera lund abhi 2 inch hi andar gaya tha aur andar nahi jaa raha tha koi cheez aur andar janey say rok rahi thi main samaj gaya k yeh us ki phuddi ki seal hai joh lund ko aur andar nahi janey day rahi thori der tak main 2 inch lund hi andar bahir karta raha fir Moumita boli haan ab theek hai ab karo andar ek hi jhatkay say andar bahir karo.

Usnay socha poora andar jaa chukka hai isiliye esa kaha aur main nay bhi nahi bataya kay abhi 2 inch he andar hai aur 5 inch bahir bus uska yehi kehna tha main nay us kay honth par apnay honth rakhay aur ek jor daar full power say jhatkaa mara aur poora lund andar gum hogaya.

Lund andar jatay hi us nay ek zr daar cheekh maari leken Mere munh main hi rahi us ki cheekh aur uskay aankh say paani nikaal aaya thori derr aisay hi leta raha aur jab dekha kay ab kuch normal hai to main nay us kay honth free ker diye aur us nay ghussay say Meri aankhon main dekha aur ronay lagi. Us ki phuddi se khoonn nikalna shuru hogaya tha.

Mein: Ok maafi Moumita plz ro mat aur tum nay khudd hi to kaha tha kay jhatkaa maar ker andar bahir keron aur ab tum ro rahi ho.

She: Haa main ne kaha tha leken mujhay kya pata tha abhi bahir bhi bacha hai aur janaab nay bhi batanay ki takleef nahi Mehsoos ki bahut buray ho tum ab kuch nahi kernay doongi bus aaj pehli aur akheri baar kerlo jitnay aur jaisa kerna hai i kay baad kabhi nahi kerain gay.
leken ek baat hai us waqt dard bohut hua esa laga jaisay kisi nay chaakku maar diya ho aur Meri phuddi cheer daali ho leken ab kuch dard kam hogaya hai pehlay say bohut zalim ho tum ab nikalo is ko bahir thora dard kam honay do uskay baad karna abhi kuch mat kero.
Theek hai leken andar hi rehnay do main nahi hiloon gaa aur jab dard khatam ho jaiga fir shuru kerain gay.

Nahi itni der andar hi raho gay to main mar jaoon gi bus karo jaisa kerna hai main bardaasht karti hun. leken karna araam say aur karo bhi jaldi main nay jaana bhi hai.
Haan esay hi pyaar say karo bohet maja araha hai pehlay say nahi kar saktay thay ganday bachay?
Ooohhhhh haa ab theek hai acha feel horaha hai ab aur kitni derr kerna hai bus bhi karo naa main thakk gayi hun 10 min say Meri tangain uthaa ker Meray upper charhay hain janaab koi ehsaas bhi hai Meray ya nahi.
Bus jaan thori si derr aur only 2 min mera lund say paani nikalnay wala hain.
Ok ker lo leken sirf 5 vmin hain aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh araam say karo na Tarun araam say kero plz dard hota hai ooohhhhhhhh nooooooo main naraj ho jaun gi sachi kehti hun.
Jaan aakhir main mat rokk mujhay maja lenay do aakhir main main esay hi chodta hun.
Acha leken thora sa to aahista karo sachi takleef horaha hai plz itnay kaha bhi nahi mano gay aaaaaahhhh

Sachi bohet dard ho raha hai uuffffff maaaaa aaj kahan phans gayi main achi bhali ghar main baithi thi pata nahi kya hua yahan aagayi tum say chudwanay.

Tarun haan haan karo aab kuch acha lag raha hai karo esay hi kertay raho ab mujhay acha lag raha hai maja araha hai ab haiiii kitnay acha hai chudwana kaash main tumhari patni hoti us say roj to kertay haan karo aur tej aur tej karoo ooohhh Taruniiiyyyi aaaaahh
Tumhari saans kyun tej aarahi hai.

Kyu ke mere lund say paani nikalnay wala hain Moumita dabao mujhay haath Meri kamar per rakh kero jitnay jor hai dabao apnay seenay say laga lo main araha hun i m cuumming jaan.
Haan haan jor say aur tez plz ab majaa araha hai Meray andar kuch ho raha hai jaisay pee araha hoo karo karo ab mat rukna oohhhh kuch nikaal raha hai aaahhhh ooohhhhhh noo kya horaha hai mei mar rahi hun aray tum ruko nahi karte raho mujhay andar say kuch mehsoos horaha hain ooohhhh tum chooot gay na aaah mujh main kuch gir raha hai Tarun bohet maja araha hai oooooh chodo mujhay bohet maja araha hai jaan mein tum say pyaar karti hun.

Hum dono ek saath hi farig hue aur ek dusrey kay saath lipat kr kuch der letay rahay us kay baad dono uth kar baith gaye aur thori der batain kertay rahay aur choomte bhi rahe fir kapray pehn kar chori say pehlay woh uskay baad main chalay gay?

To dosto yeh thi meri sachi chudai kahani moumita ke saath agar aap logoon ko achi lagi ho to comment likh aur share jaroor kerain taakay main aur apni kahaniyan aap kay liye likhun.

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Doctor Mareez Aur Mobile Urdu Jokes Sms

Mareez: Doctor Sahib! Mujhay Awaaz Aati Hain Leken Aadmi Dikhai Nahi Deta.

Doctor: Yeh Kis Waqt Hota Hain?

Mareez: Jab Mein Mobile Pay Baat Karta Hun.

Pappu Aur Juice Wala Urdu Jokes Sms

Pappu Juice Walay Say: Jaldi Say Juice De Larai Honay Wali Hai.

Juice Walay Ne Juice Diya.

Pappu: Ek Glass Aur De.

Juice Walay Ne Phir Diya.

Pappu: Ek Glass Aur De....

Juice Wala: Abhey Kab Larai Hogi.

Pappu:Jab Tum Paisay Maango Gay...:D

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Baap Aur Beta Funny Sms

Baap: Is Mobile Ki Jaan Chordo Is Say Roti Nahi Milney Wali.

Beta: Koi Bata Nahi Papa Roti Bananay Wali To Miljayegi. 

Sikh Student Hindi Jokes Sms

Teacher To Sikh Student: Jis Aadmi Ko Sunai Nahi De.

Us Ko English Mein Kya Kahengay?

Sikh Student: Jo Marzi Hai Keh Do Us Ko Sunai Nahi Dega.

Sabzi Wala Funny Urdu Sms

Sabzi Wala: Sabzi Par Paani Chirak Raha Tah.

Kaafi Der Tak Is Hi Tarha Karta Raha, Kaafi Der Hogayi To Kareedaar Ko Gussa Agaya.

Aadmi: Bhai Agar Bindi Ko Hosh Agaya To Ek Kilo De Do...