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Friday, November 21, 2014

Hindustani Ladkiyan Dirty Hindi Sms

Naukrani: Jaldi Karo Maalkin Aajayegi.

Padosan: Dhirey Karo Awaj Bahar Na Jaye.

Premika: Thoda Aur Karo.

Patni: Pankha Kitna Dand Ho Gaya.




Secretary And Boss Naughty Hindi Sms

Secretary Roti Hui Apne Boss Ke Cabin Mein Ayi Aur Poocha.

Secretary: Sir, Aap Mujhay Naukri Say Nikaal To Nahi Rahe Na?

Boss Hairan Hotey Hue: Nahi To, Tumhe Kisne Kaha?

Secretary: Woh Actually Cabin Say Sofa Aur Bed Hatwa Diya Na Isliye.

Aap Ki GF Funny Double Meaning Sms

Agar Aap Ki GF Aap Say Khush Hai To

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Samjho Koi Matlab Hi Hoga Warna Ese GF khush Nahi Hoti

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Maa Ka Kuss Dirty Sms

Har Insaan Ko Bura:

Na Samjho Shayad Wo Waisa Na Ho To Jaisa Tum Smajhtey Ho.

Kia Pata

Woh Tumhari Soch Se Bhi Ziyada Maa Ka Kuss Ho...;)

Pathan Biwi Aur Bike Funny Urdu Sms

Pathan Apni Biwi Ke Saath Full Speed Mein Bike Pe Jaa Raha Tah.

Biwi: Khan Mujhay Darr Lag Raha Hai Mein Kia Karun?

Pathan: Tu Bhi Meri Tarha Aankhein Band Karley.

Pathan Aur Machli Funny Urdu Sms

Pathan Ghalti Say Darya Mein Gir Gaya,

Dobte Dobte Us Ka Haath Mein Machli Aa Gayi.

Us Ko Pakar Kar Bahar Pekha Aur Bola:

Jao Tum To Apna Jaan Bachao Hamara Allah Malik Hay...:D