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Monday, September 15, 2014

Bhabhi Ko Pyaar Se Choda

Ek Devar Ne Bhabhi Ko Pyaar Se Choda.
Hi mera naam anil hai aur main bangalore main rehta hun, Main ne is blog par bohet si chudai kahaniyan padhi hai. Unhe padhnay ke baad mujhe laga ka mujhay bhi apni kahani sabhi logo ke saath share kerni chahiye.
Waisay to ghar delhi main hai aur ubsay teen saal pehle hi mera transfer bangalore main hogaya hai meri umar 27 saal hai aur mera rang gora hai aur meray lund ka size 8 inch lamba hai, mere ghar mein mummy, papa, meray bade bhaiya aur bhabhi jee rehtay hai.

Ab mein kahani par aata hun mein ek bohet hi sundar ladka hun. Yeh kahani meri aur meri bhabhi ki hai, ab say 6 saal pehle ki yeh kahani hai. Mujhay blue filmay dekhna ka bohet shok hai, us samay main rj ek film lata tah aur muth marta tah, yeh baat sayad meri babhi ko patqa chal gaya tah, ek baar mere mom dad kuch kaam say 1 mahiney keliye hamary gaon gaye hue they main roz raat ko blue fiilm dekhnay ke baad muth ker ke hi sota tah hamaray ghar double storry main hai aur merey bhaiya bhabhi 2nd flur per rehtey they aur meray kamray bhabhi ke baju main hi tah ek raat ko main filmay dekh raha tah to mere ko laga ki koi mere kamray main jhank raha hai main dekhney keliye jese hi bahar aya to main apni bhabhi ko kamray ke under jaatey dekha mein ne dekha ki bhabhi ne kamray ka darwaja thoda sa khula hi chod diya aur khidki bhi kholay di fir main chup kar dekhnay laga kay andar kiya ho raha hai tab mein ne dekha ki bhaiya so rahe teh aur bhabhi ne unki ungli khole ker unka lund chusna shuru kardiya thodi der baad unhonay ek ek karkay apni sabhi kapday khole diye aur nangi hogayi, aur meri taraf apni gand kerkay bade hi hot istyle main bhaiya ka lund chusnay lagi fir thodi der baad bhaiya ke upper chad ker apni choot main lund daal kar badi hot istyle main upper neechey honay lagi aur peeche mud kar mujhay dekhnay lagi aur jor jor se maon kartey hue bhaiya se chodnay keliye bolne lagi tab main smajh gaya ki bhabhi mujhay hi yeh sab dikha rahi hai aur meri taraf bohet hi pyaar ke saath dekhney lagi, bhaiya neeche se jor jor se bhabhi ko chodnay lagay aur thodi hi der mein jhad gaye, aur bhabhi kobloe ki aab bas kar, tab mainey dekha ki bhabhi pyaasi hi reh gayi.
Tab bhai ne  bhaiya say kahai ki main hamesha hi piyaas reh jaati hun to bhaiya unhe pyaar se bolay ki jaanu main kiya karun tabhi bhaiya ko na jaaney kiya kyaal ayaa aur bole ki tu anil say kyun nahi sambandh bana leti ho bhabhi pehle gussay main boli ki tumahra dimaag to theek hai fir bhaiya ke jor deney par maan gayi main yeh sabhi khidki par khada khada sun raha tah tab woh meri pehli baar tha fir jaa kar apnay kamray main so gaya.

Kaafi der baad mujhay neend ayi, subah jab main utha to 8 baj chukay the aur bhaiya office janay ko tyaar they tab bhaiya bolay kay anil aaj tum college nahi jaan ghar ka thoda khayal rakhna tumhari bhabhi ki tabiyat kuch kharab hai. Main haa bola aur nahanay chala gaya uskey baad jab main tyaar ho kar nashta ker raha tah to bhabhi bohet hi khoobsurat gaun pehen ker ayi unhe dekh ker aur raat ki baat yaad kar ke mera lund khada honay laga per meri himmat nahi hui aur bhabhi bhi mujhay kuch nahi bol payee is tarha dopahar 2 baj gaye tab bhabi ne mujhe kaha ke mere sar main dard ho raha hai kiya tujm mere vicks laga dogay main bola ji bhabhi aur unke kamray main chala gaya. Jab main vicks laga raha tah to bhabhi dhirey dhirey karah rahi thi main bola bhabhi bohet dard ho raha hai to woh boli haan bohet dard ho raha hai main aur jor se sar dabanay laga tab bhabhi boli ki merey seeney main bhi dard ho raha hain main thoda ghabraya aur bola ki lao bhabhi main wahan per bhi vicks laga deta hun kuch aram milega woh kuch nahi boli fir kiya tha main ne phoran thodi si vicks nikali aur unke bade bade 34 sizee ke chahti ko vicks laganay laga woh moan kerne lagi main dono chahti bari baari se daba raha tah mein ne dekha bhabhi apney gau ke upper say apni choot ko sehla rahi thi ab tak main bhi poori tarha se garam ho gaya tah mene jhat se kaha ki bhabhi kiya tumhari choot main bhi dar hai meri yeh baat sunker woh mujh say chipak gayi aur boli ki raja choot ki wajah se hi to mere chahti main dard tah tum (yaha main aapko bohet dun meri bhabhi aur mujhay gandi gandi baatey kartey hue chudai main bohet maja aata hai) fir to main bhi unke chipak gayia aur unkay gaun ko utaar pheka ab wh mere samnay bilkul nangi thi kyu kay unho ne subha se koi chadi aur braa bhi nahi pehna tah, pehli baar usay dekhta raha fir woh kiya jism hai woh fir main unki choot dekhi kiya gulaab chut thi main ne jaht se unki choot se mun laga diya au unki choot ko chatnay laga tab woh boli haan jaanu chahto meri choot ko  chut sute hi main bola janu mujhay chudai kartey main gandi gandi baatey bolna acha lagta hai tum mujh say ese hi choot aur lund bol bol kar hi chudai kerwana tab woh boli ki mujhay bhi aisey hi chudai main bohet maja aata hai fir main ne uski choot ko kareeb 1 and half hour tak chata raha aur woh is doraan kaam se kaam teen baar jhad chuki thi main wese bhi bohet saari filmay dekhi thi to mai ushi tarha se uski choot ko chaat raha tah aur ungi kar raha tah aur jor jor se bol rahi thi ese hi chaato meri choot ko aaj pehli baar koi mer choot ko chaat raha hai tumharay bhaiya to chate hi nahi hai aur nahi mujhay sannt kartay hai main choot main unlgi kertey huey boli raat ko main ne sab dekha tah to woh boli ki tumse chudwanay keliye hi to main ne tumharay bhaiya se raat ko tumhey dikhatey hue hi chudwaya tah.

Fir woh boli ki mujhay apna lund dikhao tab main ne apna lower nikaal diya woh dekhtay h bad khus hui aur boli woh tumhara lund to bohet bada hai aaj maja ayega tab main bola bhabhi isko apnay mun main nahi logi tab jaht se unhoney mera lund pakda aur muh main dal ker chusnay lagi mujhay bada maja araha tah unka mun bohet garam tah thodi hi der main main ne unke mun main jhad gaya aur woh sara ka sara mera ras pi gayi aur woh boli kiya ras hai.

Tumhara aaj pehli baar mein ne kisi lund ka ras piya hai fir thodi der baad woh fir se mera lund chusnay lagi thodi hi der main mera lund fir se khada hogaya tab main bola bhabhi aab main tumhay chodna chahta hun to woh boli pehle mujha gandi gandi gali do aur mujhay apni rand kaho to main tumhey apni choot dungi yeh suntey hi main bohet khush hua aur bola saali randi aaj main teri choot phad ker rahunga kutiya tujhay itni bari tarha say chodunga kay tu yaad rakhegi fir maine uske baad pakday aur uske bed par gira diya aur uskay chatnay laga woh karahnay lagi tab main bola saali randi mere bhai se tujhay santusti nahi milti aaj dekh main teri choot phad ker rakh dunga tab woh boli salay harami ter bhai ka lund main to mujhey sant karnay hi himmat hi nahi hai aur tu kya mujhay choday ga,"main ne jhat se uske chahti itni jor se dabaya ki woh chila padi aur boli dhirey dhirey per main tab tak pagal hogaya tha aur ek saath uske  upper aagaya aur uski choot main apna lund ragadnay laga woh boli gandu lund ko choot per sehtala hi rahega yah issay choot main dalega bhi maine jhat say apna lund ek jordaar jhatkay se uski choot main daal diya aur woh chila padi aur boli pz issey nikali mujhay dard ho raha hai tumhara bohet bada lund hai par main kaha sunnay wala tah mein ek aur chodnay laga aur bola bola saali randi maja araha hai ab bol mera lund to araam se le sakti hai bas ab poora lund choot main ghus gaya hai ab to majay le aur thodi der keliye sant hoker uskay chahti aur uske hooton ko chusnay laga thodi der main woh bhi josh main aa gayi aur boli ki haan jaanu ab mujhay jor jor say chodo aur moan kernay lagi aaahaaa oooooahah mai bhi josh main tah aur jor jor say chodnay laga woh chudai kay doraan karib teen baar jhadi fir akhri main main aur woh ek saath jahdey aur ek doosray say chipak ker kaafi der tak lete rahe tab tab 7 baj chukay teh hum phoran utey aur bhabhi ne bhaiya ko phone kerkay kaha ki kuch kahen ko le aye aaj unki itni himmat nahi hai ki kuch paka sake, ab bus itna hi aagay maine apni bhabhi ko apnay bhaiya ke samnay aur unke saath milker kese choda agli kahani main bataunga.

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Meri Pyaari Behan Shilpa Aur Main


Sunil Ne Apni Piyaari Behan Shilpa Ki Jabardast Chudai Ki.
Mera naam sunil hai aur meri umar 24 saal hain. Main naukri karta hun aur delhi ka rahnay wala hun. Aaj main apni pehli kahani likh raha hu aur umeed hai aapko pasand ayegi. Yeh kahani meri aur meri choti behan shilpa hai aur mein ek hi bhai hun. Merey parents hai aur merey pita apnay kaam mein busy rehtey hai aur mom ghar mein rehti hain.

Main ek khoobsurat jism wala banda hun. Leken merey jism ko choro leken meri behan ki jism ki baat hi kuch aur hain. Bus us ke jism pay mera dil tah ke kabhi mujhey moka milay to chod dun.

Yeh baat sirf 2 haftay pehlay ki hain. Hua yun ka aaj tak kabhi bhi main nay apni behan kay baday main galt nahi soch tah hamesha us ki hifazat ki us ko buray nazro say nahi dekha. Ek baar achanak hum seb log table par beith ka khana kah rahe teh behan merey saath wali chair par thi. By chane hi rice ka niwala woh moo main dalnay hi lagi thi ka main nay jor say cheenk maari aur der say uss ki rice uss pe gir gayi. Sab hansay leg gayey aur chawal us ke pet pe giry they. Main ne jaldi say uss haath utha liya. Aur baad mein dil hi dil sochta raha ka aakhir kiya hua ha mujhay ek dum. Ab ek din main gym say wapis aya tu behan boli kay aaj tu jism bohet achi lag rahi kitni ladkiyon ko fida karna hai apnay aap pe. Main hans pra aur bola cheellll oyeee. Khair us din main nahanay keliye washrum main gaya to woh awaaz deney legi kay maa jaa rah hai khala kay ghar aur mein bhi saath jaa rahi hun. Main bola main akelay kiya karun ga tum rukh jao woh maan gaye.

Khair mein naha kay baahir aagay khana khaya aur maa ka fone aya kay mujhay khala ke saath jana hai tum log aaj dihaan say rehna darwaja band karlena. Pita ji bhi wahin aa jaye gay. Tum log akelay ho tu dihaan say rehna. Ab raat ko hum fillm dekh rahe they uss main kuch hot seen aye tu main na channnel change kardiya leken behan boli laga rahnay do. Khair main wapis change kardiya. Meri aadat hai kay main behan kay baal khainc deta hun shitaani say. Uss time bhi esa hi kiya woh ghusay say mujhay pakerni lagi aur main bhaag gaya aur woh merey pichay pichay main rumm say hua bathrum main ney ghuss gaya aur uss nay bhi jor say derwajay ko tangein meri kay derwaja kholo ab main ne darwaja khol diya woh aander aa kay mere baal khainchnay lagi. Usi doraa mere haath us ke 40 incch size ki chahti pe lag gaya aur woh ek dum say ghabr gayi aur peechay hogayi. Khair us waqt ko mazaq main daal diya. Ab hum fir say normal hogaye. Woh boli kay bhai ek ladka roz mujhay teng karta hai us nay mujhay ek khat bhi diya hai. Woh aap ko dekhti hun. Yaaron ussi khat ne to sara kaam kiya. Us main bohet baatein thi maamay gaand choot. Mai parh kay ghussay main aagaya leken fir behan boli kay bhai bhol jao issay. Leken yeh batao kay aap kisi ladki ko pasand kartay ho. Main bola haan leken woh ek ladki say bed restt karti hai woh foren boli aur aap. Main bola nahi. Achanak us ki kaameez kay peechay say zipp khuli hui nazar aagaye main bola kay aapni zzip bend karo leken us ka haath nahi gaya zipp tek. Main na usss ki zipp bend karnay keliye haath barhaya tu woh meray kareeb hogaye aur us ke gaand mujh say touch hogaye fir ek dum main ne usay aur kareeb kiya woh smajh gaye thi ka main jaan ke esa kara hun. Woh thora sa ghussa main aagaye aur jor say khud ko chura liya. Main bola ka naraz kyu horahi hu tum ko check karaha tah. Woh boli yeh bhi kiya baat hui. Ainda esa nahi karna.

Main bola okay. Ab mera mind uss pay kharaab ho chuka tah. Kuch dair kay baad woh nahanay cheli gayi. Aur kapray uss nay apnay bistar pe rakh diye aur kamray ka darwaja lock kardiya. Meray pass uski master chaabi thi. Main khamoshi say us kay room main gaya aur sofay ke beech wahan apnay cellphone ko fix ker kay filmay ki recordingg on kardi aur waapis agaya. Ab koi 20 min tak woh kapray lenay bahir aai aur wahan say uss ki bhi film banan shuru hogayi. Baad mein hum nay baatei karna shuru kardi aur main nay bari ihtiaat say apna mobbile nikala us ki viddeo nangi dekhi ufffff...

Main ne ussay bola ka tumharay liye ek surprise hai woh boli kiya main bola leken kasam khaao kay naraz hogi. Woh boli ok kiya hai surprise. Main nay usay woh filmay dikha di. Woh tu ek dum pershaan hogaye. Aur full ghussay main aagaey. Aur unchi onchi bolnay lagi. Bus fir mera dimaagh kharaab hogaya aur main na ussay 2 thapar lagaye aur khamoshi say uss bola kay chup hoja aur yahan aa meray saath. Us ke honth say hkoon nikal aya main nay apni zubaan say us ka khoon pi liya. Aur ab usay pyaar say samjhaya kay mujhay teray jism chahiye main aaj pagal hogay hun. Tu khud hi maan ja warna mujhay jabardasti karna hoga. To boli naahi naahi nahi esa nahi karo.

Us waqt us ki kaameez jor say keechi aur phat gayi. Woh ronay lagi main ne kisi cheez ki parwa nahi ki. Aur us ka brazerr shelwaar seb kuch utaar diya. Woh aur ronay lagi main na ussay apna lund dikhaya. Aur lund dekh kar darr gayi main bola kay shaadi kay baad tera shoher teri phuddi pharay ga pehley apnay bhai say pherwa lay. Woh kuch jiyada hi der gaye aur ek dum bayhosh hogayi. Pehlay tu main ghebra gaya kay issay kiya hogaya hain. Leken us ki saans bilkil theek chal rahi thi. Main nay uss kay mun pe apna lun regra. aur uss kay chahti pe phuddi pe gaand pay. Main lun ek dum tite tah. Main nay.

Baby lution lagaya lun par aur us ki ohudi pey ek jor say jhatka mara lund ek dum tehlta hua andar gaya aur woh bayhoshi say uth gaye aur cheek pari. Par main na uss kay mun pay haath rekh diya aur dheeray dheeray jhatkay maarta jaa raha tah. Woh kuch ajeeb si thaandi hogayi leken main nahi roka bus maarta jaa raha tah us ki phuddi baad main jab meri money aaney wali thi main na lund us kay hontho pe rakh diya aur sara paani usskay hontho pe ugel diya. Usay kuch smajh nahi aa rahi tah kay yeh sab kya horaha hain. Fir main nay usay pyaar say samjhaya kay ab dekho jo hona tah so hogaya ab tum bhi enjoy karo. Woh kuch phuspusany ka baad maan gayi. Fir main na usay ulta kiya ghori banay aur lund pay kuch bhi nahi lagaya aur jor jor laga kay lund us ki gaand mein ghussa diya woh iss tarha bol rahi thi aaaaahhhh.

Uddddddd tubaaaaa bahahahahar nikaaaalo Mer gaaaaeeeee ayaeeeeeee ufffffff ooooooooiiiiiii.
Main nahi rukha aur apna sooka lund hi us ki gaand main tun diya. Aur bus 10 min main hi maal paani usss ki gaand maan jhaad gaya. Aur woh dard say kerahti rahi. Puri raat main 8 baar us ko chod chod kay us say subah utha nahi jaa raha tah fir mein ne tail garam ker kay us ki phuddi aur gaand main lagaya jis say woh koi 2 ghantay kay baad normal hui aur usay 2 tablets painn killerrr ki dawai bhi khal di.

Ab is waqt woh mamma ke saath bazzar gaye hui hai ek ghantay tak wapis aayegi aur aaj raat ko usay main choloform sungha kay usay fir chodo ga. aur uss ki phuddi ki aish kero ga.

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Anusha Bhabhi Ki Desi Garam Choot

Devar Ranveer Ne Anusha Bhabhi Ki Khoob Chudai Ki.

Hi mera naam ranveer hai aur mein aapko pehle experience bataonga, meri umar 25 saal hai aur mera lund ka size 7 hai. Meri bhabhi ka naam anusha hai aur unka jism kya bataun dosto. Hua kuch yun ke ghar walaey kahine jaanay ka plan bana rahe teh. Bhabhi ne ghar pe rehna tah. Main ne bhi jana tah magar mein jga na hone ki waja say naa jaa saka. Ghar walon ne mumbai jana tah aur 2 din baad ana tah.

Raat ke waqt main aur bhabhi t.v dekh rahey teh. Unhon ne kaha ka mujhe neend aarahi hai mein sonay jaa rahi hun. Mein ne ne kaha okay. Thori dair baad woh nighty mein aeen aur kehne lagi ke mujhe dar lag raha hai tum mere saath so jao. Main thodi der tak stunt hogaya yeh kya bol rahi hai kher mere dil mein khushi thi aur mein is hi din ka intejaar karaha tah. Main fir raazi hogaya. Jaisay mein kamray mein enter hua to woh to jaatey hi bistar par leth gayi aur mein zameen par leth gaya. Fir bhabhi boli arey waha nahi yaha bistar par ajao. Mein to aur khush hogaya. Raat ke 2 bajay bhabhi ne neend mein mujha apni taraf khaincha aur meray haath apni bra pe rakh diya mein ne yeh dekh kay hairan hua kyu kay woh mujhe Vishal smajh rahi thi yaani mere baday bhai. Main na chahtey huay bhi un kay kareeb hogaya aur apna haath bra kay upar se hi chahti pay phairney laga. Bhabhi ko bohat acha lag raha tah aur woh neend mein awajein nikal rahi thi.

Mujh say ab control nahi ho raha tah mein ne apni chaddi utari aur unka haath pakda aur apnay lund par rakh diya.Woh fir uth gayi aur chilanay lagi. Mein ne kaha kay agar woh chup rahengi to bohet badnaam hogi. Woh boli ka main tumhari bhabhi hun mene fir kaha ke start aap ne hi kiya tah. Fir mene unki pantti utaari. Ufff kya choot thi bhabhi ki safaid jesay kabhi bhabhi chudi hi na ho. Leken woh boli ke unko peirods hai. Mujha afsos hua ke acha moka haath se chala gaya magar fir socha key 2nd soraakh kis keliye. Mein ne foran apna lund gaand pe rakah woh ronay lagi. Mein ne thora honey unki gaand ke soraakh pe lagaya aur thora lund pe fir mein ne dhirey dhirey karkay andar daalna shuru kiya.

Lund thora hi andar gaya tah ka woh chila uthi ka main marrrr gayiii baher nikalo. Main to madhosh hogaya tah dosot jo maja gaand marnay kah hai woh choot marnay mein nahi hai. Fir mein ne mazeed speed pakdi aur yaha tak ka adha lund ab gaand ke andar jaa chuka tah.  Fir anusha bhabhi roh rahi thi ooooyi maaar maaaar gayi.... Main takreeban 15 mint tak chodta raha fir main jhaad gaya. Aur thodi dair baad main dubara chodna shuru kardiya.  Main ne usko kuttay walaey style mein choda magar ab woh enjoy karahi thi mu say awaajein nikal rahi thi. plzzz chodddoo mujjjjhey haaarderr aur joorrrr seee chodddooo!!!! aur mein ne aur teji bada di. Fir jaha se bacha nikal tah waha par lund daala diya to aur awaajein nikli aur kaha mein ne tum se kaha tah mera period chal raha hai aur tum ne lund daal diya. Mein ne kuch nahi socha aur chodta gaya. Fir chudai khatam kari ke mein ne apna saara maal paani us ke choot mein daal diya.

Leken thodi der baad woh ronay lagi aur us ke peth mein dard honay laga mein jab hospiital le kar gaya doc ko dekhaya to doc boli ke aapkey bhabhi ka bacha mar gaya. Mujhay afsos hua kyu ke qatil mein tah kher hum ne yeh kahani chupayi hui hai aur apnay pariwar mein kisi ko nahi batayi. Leken jab bhi mein aur bhabhi akeley hotey hai to mein un ke kamray mein jaata hun aur apna kaam karkay ajata hun.
To dosto kesi lagi meri kahani. Umeed hai pasand ayi hogi.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Maa Aur Behan Ki Mast Chudai Kahani


Vijay Singhania Ne Apni Maa Aur Behan Ki Mast Chudai Ki.Hi mera naam Vijay Singhania hai aur yeh meri real kahani hai. Main tab 14 saal ka tah. Mai aur meri behan jo mere say do saal badi thi ek kamray mein sotey teh. papa aksar tour par jaatey rehte thei aur kabhi kabhi maa bhi hamaray saath so jaya karti thi. Aise hi ek raat maa mere aur behan ke beech soyee hue thi. Sotey hue us ki peeth meri aur thie. Main sotey hue kab maa ke saath chipak gaya aur mera lund maa ke chootadon se lag gaya pata nahi. Meri neend khulane par mujhay pata chala ke main maa se chipaka hua hun aur mere haath uski chahti par uski chuchion par thi. Main ne haath hatane chahe to pata laga ke meri maa ne mere haath pakad rakhe thi. Jab lund ki aur dhayan kiya to dekha ke maa ka gown upar tah aur lund uske chootadon ke beech fasa hua tah. Main ne lund ko peeche karane ki koshish kee aur jitana main peeche hua maa bhi peeche ho gayi. Lund poora tana hua tah aur main smajh gaya ke maa ne khud hi apna gown upar kiya hoga aur mere haathon ko apni chuchiyon se kas kar lagaya tah dheerey dheerey lund ko aagay peeche karnay laga. Maa ne kuch nahi kaha aur mere haath apni chahti se kas kar laga liya. Thodi der mein usay apnay gown ki chahti ke buttoon bhi khol diya aur ab uski chuchian mere haath mein aagayi. Maine unhe haathon se pakad kar dabana shuru kardiya. Maa ne koi aitraaz nahi kiya. Jab usney apni chahti ke buttonn khud hi khole the to eitraaz bhi kesay karti.  Thodi der mein maa ne apna muh meri aur kareeb karliya aur apnay hount meray hounto say laga diye. Fir usne mera lund apnay haath mein pakad kar mere papa kaa naam lekar kehnay lagi 'kyaa baat hei ab peeche se hi maja lene lage' Yeh aadat kaha se pad gayee, main chup raha kanyon ke mujhay laga ke woh papa ko smajh kar yeh sab kar rahi hai. Usney fir kaha ' ab aise hi tadafane keliye apna lund mere chootadon mein lagaya tah ke kuch aur bhi karogay' main sochnay laga ke mujhay kaya karna chahiye agar maa ne such much papa ko smajh kar yeh kiya to main ne kuch kiya to woh gussa na hojaye. Maa ne fir kaha'ab jaldi se mere upar aa jaa ke main tere upar aanyun. Mujhay chup dekh kar maa mere upar chad gaye aur usney mere lund apni choot mein daal liya aur jhatake maarnay lagi. Jab kaafi der hogayi to boli 'aaj to tera lund kuch jayada hi tagada hogaya hai jo jhad hi nahi raha.'

Ab usay kaya pata ke abhi mera paani nikalna shuru hi nahi hua aur woh apnay pati say nahi apnay betey se chudwa rahi hai. Thodi der mein woh jab jhad gayi to mere bagal mein leit kar fir mere hount choosnay lagi aur kehnay lagi 'aaj to maja aagaya' fir woh mere bagal mein hi so gayi. Subah uthany par woh kehnay lagi 'are main to smajh rahi thi ke apnay kamray mein soyee the, yeh to main tum dono ke saath soyee hu mujhay ab pata laga, main chup raha aur na us ne kuch raat ke baare mein kaha na maine.

Doosri raat woh fir hamaray saath soyee to main ne kaha 'maa aaj tum ek side mein so jao aur rajani (meri behan) beech mein so jaati hai. 'maa ne kaha ' kyu mere saath sonay mein tujh kuch pareshaani hai.'aur hamaray beech mein so gayee. Raat k mujhay neend nahi aarahi thi ke kahi aaj fir mera lund us ke chootadon par na lag jaye aur woh galati say mujhay apna pati smajh kar raat wali kahani na dohara dei. Leken usney thodi der mein meri chaadi khol kar mera lund pakad liya aur mere hounton ko choosnay lagi. Aaj main ne chup hona theek nahi samjha aur kaha 'maa kaya kar rahi hai yeh main hun' usney kaha tum koi bhi ho mujhay to apni chudayee karwani hai. Jaladi se mere upar aa ja aur meri choot ki pyaas bhuja de, main ab kaya karta mujhay us ke upar chadana pad aur apna lund us ki choot mein daal diya, woh boli 'bete tu ghabra na aur apni maa ko majay se chod' kal tere lund ne jo maja diya hai woh tere papa nahi de saktey. Woh thodi der mai hi jhad jhaatein hai aur mer choot pyaasi hi reh jaati hai'.'Main ne kaha' iska matlab hai ke kal bhi tujhay pata tah ke tu apnay bete say chudayee karwa rahi hai to fir papa ka naam kyu le rahi thi.'

'Tujhay bekhanay keliye taakey tu dare na aur meri chudwaye achi tarha kare.' 'Lekin aisa karane say to main jayada dar raha tah ke tu papa ko smajh kar jo kara rahi hai pata lagane par mujhay gussa na ho.'tujhay pata nahi chala jab tune apnay haath meri chahti se hatanay chahe aur main ne pakad liye, aur jab tune apna lund peeche kiya to main bhi peeche kihisaakati gayi.' 'Woh to theek hai leken jab tune papa ka naam lekar chudai karane ke liye kaha to main samjha tu jo kch kar rahi hai neend mein kar rahi hai aur tujhay nahi pata ke tu kis ke saath soyee hai aur subah uthane par bhi tumhe yeh hi kaha kay tu ise apnay kamray smajh rahi thi.' 'Yeh sab tumhe bekhana keliye kar rahi th, Warna kis ki himmat ke aurat ko us ki marzi ke bina haath bhi laga jaye chudayee ki to baat hi alag hai.' 'To fir aaj kyun kaha hei ke, bete ghabra na aur apni maa ko majay se chod'.

'Jhoot aur majak thodi der kelye chalta hai, hamesha nahi, ab mujhay yeh pata hai ke tu apni behan ko roz chodta hain, lekin main ne kabhi eitraaz nahi kiya aur na kisi ko bataya hai ke tum aisa karahe ho, jantey ho kyun? kyu ke tere se usey koi khatra nahi aur jawani ki pyaas agar ghar mein bhuja rahi hai to kam se kam bahar dhakke to nahi kah rahi. 'Acha to tumhe pata hai ke rajani mere say chudayee karwati hain'.'pata hai aur main ne us se ek din ugalwa bhi liya tah. Aur isliye mein tumhara kamray mein aayi thi ke jis lund ki woh badi tareef kar rahi thi us ko main bhi dekhun'.'To kaisa laga mera lund' arey chorey kam ka hai tera lund main to raat say iski deewani ho gayi, ab to mujhay bhi teray pitaji ke tour par jaaney ke baad tadfana nahi padega.' 'To kya hum tabhi mere se chudayee karwaogi jab papa tour par jayenga.' 'To kaya hua tere pass to rajani hoti hi hain, beechari kal raat ko badi pareshan hue, usney mujhay din mein bataya. Aaj tu apnay muh mein lekar choos. Apni behan ki chuchion ko bhi choosta hai yah sirf lund ko choot mein daal kar chudayee hi karta rehta hai.''choosta hu aur main ne mummi ki chuchion ko muh mein lekar choosatey hue jhatkey maarney shuru kardiye. Kuch hi der mein mummi ne mujhay apni bahon mein jor se kas lya. Main smajh gaya ke mummi ab jhad gayi hain, kuch der mein main neeche utaar kar uski bagal mein letnay laga to woh kehnay lagi', ab tu beech mein so jaa aur roz beech mein hi soya kar.' maine kaha' kyu ab beech mein kyun?' 'kyu ke ab tujhay dono ko chodna hai.' maine kaha 'maa teray saamnay usay kaisay chodunga' 'jaisay roz chodta hai'. 'tab to hum apnay kamray mein pitaji se chudayee karwa rahi hoti hain.' 'acha to tu dekhta raha hai humein chudayee kartey hue.' 'tumhe dekh kar hi to hum dono ne chudayee karna seekha hai aur shuru kiya hain, 'woh kaisay?'.

Ek raat ko jab meri neend khuli to rajani darwajay ke suraak se tumharay kamray mein jhank rahi thi. Main bhi peeche se jaa kar dekhnay laga ke woh kaya dekh rahi hain. Mujhay dekh kar woh peeche hogayi to main ne poocha 'kaya dekh rahi thi', woh chup kar gaye to maine suraakh mein se jhank kar dekha to tum dono bilkul nangay ek doosray se lipat kar hounton ko choos rahe teh. Kuch der baad tum palang par leit gayi aur papa tumharay upar chad kar jhatkay maarney lagay. Tab mujhay nahi pata tah ke tum kaya kar rahe ho. Main ne rajani se poocha ' yeh dono nangay ho kar kaya kar rahe hai aur papa mummi ke upar chad kar uchal kyu rahe hain. Pehle to rajani ne kaha 'mujhay nahi pata un say hi poochna.' main ne kaha' theek hein subah unsay hi pooch loonga, leken woh poochengay ke tumhe kaisay pata to kaya kanhu, theek hain main keh doonga ke raat ko main ne aur rajani ne surakh mein say dekha tah.'woh kehnay lagi' nahin un se mat poochna main batati hun.' aur fir us ne mujhay bataya ke isay chudayee kehate hain. 'maine kaha' chudayee to gali hoti hai aur isay gala kaam kehate hain, 'usne kaha'han ye galat hoti hei jab koi bahar waley se karwaye, pati patni keliye galat nahi hota.'main ne kaha' kaya is mein bada maja aata hai jo woh bade majay say ek doosray se lipat rahein hain.' 'mujhay kaya pata main ne kabhi kiya hai kaya' rajani ne kaha. main ne kaha 'hum dono kar kay dekhen' usne kaha' leken ek sharat hai tu kisi se bhi yeh baat bataye ga nahi.' main ne kaha ' theek hain' usnay apnay kapade utarate hue kaha 'apane kapade utaar kar waisay hi nange ho jayo jaisey mummi aur papa ko dekha hain, 'main ne bhi apane kapade utaar diye aur fir hum dono ne bhi waisay hi kiya jaisay tum dono ko karatey hue dekha tah. 'maa ne poocha' fir kaisa laga, maja aaya' 'maa ek baar to main ghabra gaya tah, jaisay hi mera lund rajani ki choot mein gaya use dard hone laga aur usne mujhay lund bahar nikalane keliye kaha, leken fir thoda der baad kehane lagi ab daal. aur fir use dard bhi nahin hua aur kehane lagi bada maja aa raha hain.' 'fir hum roz raat ko hi karate the yah din mein jab eikale hue karte thi. 'mummi us ke baad to humein is mein itna maja aane laga ke jab bhi mauka mila hum karnay lage.'

'Aaj apni maa ko chod kar jayada maja ayaa hai ke apni behan ko chod kar aata hain?'

'Mere liye to dono ek jaisi hai aur choot to choot hai aur lund dono mein ek hi tareeke say jata hai, leken rajani keh rahi theek ke ek saal ke baad jub mera lund paani chodaney lage ga woh mere say chudayee nahi karwaye gi.' 'haa woh theek kehti hain, jab lund paani chodnay lage to bacha hone ka dar rehta hain. leken ab tum ghabrayo mat main tumhe iska ilaaj bata dungi aur tum bina kisi dar ke chudayee jab tak chaho karate rehna. acha ab tum apni behan ko chodo woh beechari taras rahi hogi.' aur main ne apna muh rajani ki aur kiya woh peeth kar ke soyee thi main uske saath chipak gaya aur apnay haath us ki chuchion par rakh diye. Uski chuchian khuli thi woh mere haah mein aa gayi aur main unhen dheerey se dabanay laga. Maine us ki nigghty upar ki aur lund ko uske chootadon main ragadne laga. Usne tange aise moud lee ke lund uski choot ko chune laga. main ne thoda sa aur aage kiya to lund us ki choot mein chala gaya. Peeche se lund choot mein jaanay ke pehla mauka tah ab tak main ne jab bhi us ki chudayee kee hai uske upad chad kar hi kee hain. aaj ek naya tareeka mil gaya. Main thoda aur neeche ki aur hua aur usnay tange thod aur moad lee aur lund poor andar chala gaya.

Main peeche say hi jhatkey maar maar ka us ki chudayee karnay laga. Is tarha main saari raat uski chudayee karta raha. Thodi der ruk bhi jaate to bhi lund choot mein hi rehta. Maa ka dhayan shayad hamari aur hi tah usne jab dekha ke main us ke upar nahi chadha to us ne jab maine apna muh us ki aur kiya to mere se kaha 'kaya baat hai aaj tu apni behan ko nahi chodega'. Main to dekhna chahti hu ke tu usey kaise chodta hain.' main soacha jab maa ko pata nahi laga to yeh tareeka to bohet acha hai aur maa se kaha 'nahi maa aaj usko rehne do tum kaho to ek baad tujhay aur chod deta hun.' 'dil to mera bhi kara raha hai ke ek baar fir chudawayun par yeh theek nahi hai ke beti pyaas mein tarasti rahe aur main majay leti rahun.

Ek baar uski chudayee kar le fir tere mein dam hoga to mujhay dobara chod dena.'main ne rajani ko hilaya woh jaag to pehel se rahi thi aur hamari baatein sun rahi thi leken usne kaha 'kaya hai meri neend kyun kharab rahe ho apna kaam karte raho.' main ne kaha' 'kaun sa kaam', usne kaha 'jo abhi kar rahe teh.' 'kaya aaj aise hi chalega','haa aise hi theek hain.' main to smajh raha tah ek woh kaya keh rahi hai leken maa nahi samajhi ke woh keh rahi hai ke peeche se hi chudayee karte raho. Maa kehne lagi 'theek hai agar us ka mood aaj nahi hai to mujhay aaj dobara chod de.' mere liye yeh ek aur samasaya ban gayi. Maa keh rahi hai mujhay chod aur bean ke rahi hai ke mujhay jaise abhi choda hai waisay hi chodate raho. Main ne kaha 'maa abhi thodi der baad tujhay chodun ga' aur beha  ki aur muh kar ke apna lund us ki choot mein daal diya aur itane dheerey dheerey say jhatkey laganay laga ke maa ko pata bhi nahi laga.

Di mein main ne rajani se kaha ' tu ne maa ko saari baatein bata di, tujhay sharam nahi aayee'.
'Main kaya karti ek raat usne humein chudayee karte dekh liya tah. Kabhi darwaja khula reh gaya tah aur us ki najar padh gayi jaise hamari najar un par surakh mein se padh gayi thi. Leken usne tujhay kuch kaha hai ?' 'nahi kaha to nahi leken ab mujhay us ki bhi chudayee karni padegi.' 'koi baat nahi, mujhay sab pata hai mein raat sab dekhti bhi rahi aur tumhari baatein bhi sunti rahi.' 'jal rahi hogi ke tera lund kisi aur ki choot mein jaa raha hain.' 'is mein jalne ki kaya baat hai akhir woh meri maa hein aur humein iska faida hi rahega ab woh humein woh tareeka bhi bata degi jis se main tere lund ka paani nikalane ke baad bhi chudayee ka maja le sakungi, jab ke pehale hum soch rahe the ke us ke baad humein yeh band karna padhega.' 'mujhay is naye tareeke se kuch jayada maja araha tah, kya tujhay maja nahi aaya.' 'maja to aaya leken maa baar baar keh rahi thi ke agar uska mood nahi hai to mujhay chod aur jab tune kaha ke jor kar rahe ho waisay hi karte raho to mere liye mushkil hogayi thi, aur fir maa bhi tujhay chudatey hue dekhna chahti thi.' 'koi baat nahi aaj raat use dikha dena.'

Ab jab bhi papa tour par jaatey thei to maa hamarey saath hi soti thi aur mujhay dono ke chudayee karni padhti thi. Ek raat maa ki chudayee karte hue mere lund ne ek jor say phuyara chhoda. Maa ne kaha 'Wah aaj to aur bhi maja aa gaya, tujhay nahi pata ke jab yeh garam garam paani choot emin padata hai to ktina maja ata hai, main ne kaha' maa tujhe to maja aagaya leken ab rajani ki chudayee kaisay hogi.' 'tu chinta mat kar mere pass uka ilaaj hai'. aur usne apnay kamray se ek goli la kar dee aur rajani se kehnay lagi 'le beti yeh goli kha le aur ek mahine tak khoob majay se lund ke. Ek mahine baad fir mere se goli le lena'.
Maa ke humaray se khul jaane ka ek faida aur bhi hogaya ab humein din mein bhi kapade pehanane ki khaas jaroorat nahi hoti thei aur nahate bhi kayee baar ek saath hi teh. Main ne ek din maa se kaha 'maa main to ab shaadi nahi karaunga kyu ke jo mujhay chahiye woh to mil hi raha hai aur shaadi ke baad hamarey is kaam mein rukawat hi hogi'. 'Maa ne kaha' nahin beta aise nahi ho sakta shaadi to tujhay aur teri behan dono ko karni padegi. Yeh kaam to agar hamari kismat mein hua to fir bhi chalta rahega. Jaisay ab bhi jo hua woh hamari kismat se hi hua hain. Na tum humein chudayee karte hue dekhate na tum karte. Na main tumhe dono ko dekhati na main tum se chudayee karwati. Yeh sab kismat ka khel hai aur jo hota hain achay keliye hota hain.

Hindustan jese desh mein log ladkiyon ke peeche baaghte hain leken haqeeqat yeh hai kab har ghar mein maa, behan aur bhabhi ki chudayee aam si hogayi hain. Kyu ke maja hindustaniyon ko is hi mein ata hain. Apni raye is kaha ke baarein mein likhen.

Sunday, August 17, 2014

Sardar Aur Ladki Funny Hindi Sms

Ek Ladki Ko Sardar Say Pyaar Hogaya.

Ladki: "Sardar G Aap Ko Meri Bilkul Parwa Nahi Hai"!

Sardar: Oye, Pyaar Karney Walay Kisi Ki Parwa Nahi Kartay....