Yaar Shoaib Akhtar Kidnap Hogaya

Dost: Yaar Shoaib Akhtar Kidnap Hogaya

Daku Ne Logo Se Kaha 1 Crore

Do Jab Hum Shoaib Ko Chorangay

Warna Petrol Chirak Ke Aag Lagadengay

Pathan: Phir To Qaum Ke Bachay Bachay Ne Paisay Jama Karkay Diye Hongay

Dost: Kisi Ne Paisay Nahi Diye Sab Petrol Hi De Rahe Hai...:D

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Aam Ki Gutli Penkh Do

Choos Choos Daba Ke

Choos Aur Daba Ke Choos

Chooso Aur Chooso

Aur Choos Kay

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Aam Ki Gutli Penkh Do...

Ab Is Mein Bhi Gandi Zehaniyat Hain...

Tauba Tauba....:D

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Camera Ki Battery To Change Karnay Do

African Safari Mein Ek Sher Achanak Se Kisi Shaks Ke Biwi Pe Attack Kiya.

Biwi: Shoot It Shooooooooooot It

Shohar: Ek Minute Yaar Camera Ki Battery To Change Karnay Do....:D

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Duniya Mein Sab Se Kanjoos Kaun Hai

Dost To Pathan: Khan Sahab Duniya Mein Sab Se Kanjoos Kaun Hai?

Pathan: Memon

Dost: Woh Kese?

Pathan: Kal Ek Memon Ka Wallet Ghum Hogaya Hum Ne Doondh Ke Diya

Magar Ek Rupay Bhi Inaam Mein Nahi Diya....:p

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Hum Raat Mein Parhta Hain

Teacher To Pathan Student:

Teacher: Aap Din Mein Kitna Gantay Parhtey Ho?

Pathan Student: Miss Hum Din Mein Nahi Parta

Teacher: To Phir?

Pathan Student: Hum Raat Mein Parhta Hain....:D

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Pathan Shayari When Flirting

Pathan Shayari When Flirting

Jab Bakri Ne Maarey Hai Bakray Ko Singh To Bakra Bhi Maarey Ga Bakri Ko Singh....:D

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